Balatro on me iPhone

Well who shit in your cereal?

Not with weed, man. Love my top shelf but also need to budget sometimes.

I wing it. Since I don’t know how to cook, I usually just walk around the grocery store, anxious as fuck, pick out a bunch of junk food, and go home and starve.

Fortunately, my gf is a wiz in the kitchen— cooking, baking, whateva. She handles the groceries now too, I’m just the cart pusher and bag carrier.

Nope! I don’t really like kids and don’t want them. Part of the reason why is I don’t think I’d be a very great parent. To reasonably date someone with a kid, there would need to be some level of commitment also towards the kid and I simply do not want that.

Idk my boss sometimes uses chatGPT to generate goofy (and appropriate) memes about the workplace from time to time…. That sort of seems to be about it.

Maybe… I don’t remember. But it was the shiiiit!

I used to live off the video game equivalent of the video disk delivery service…. I forgot what it was called, but that was the shit where basically you could “rent” a game but keep the game as long as you wanted unless you cancelled your membership. That was the shit.

Don’t listen to strangers on the internet

Not me but my gf has a rare condition called SCDS. Basically, she can hyper hear her own body. Her heart sounds like a loud bass drum. She can hear her eyes when they move. She can hear her bones when they creak.

It is unsettling and can be quite dis-orienting and painful. She has surgery scheduled next year to fix it!