how and why the selfie happened.

If you mean he forgot to caption “about to put a haymaker through this guy´s dick” I doubt that´s the case here

By having a massive schlong

*stole the original concept

Are you suggesting he should never have been released after that first incident? That sounds even worse

Less gammon

How is this ´the technology side of it´, besides that the comment is made by someone that works in tech?

Then you need a more powerful charger!

If you really keep tumbling into these kind of situations, you need to a) read up on what you buy or b) get advice from a trusted seller. Easy!

1. I was the one that mentioned the 100W Ikea cable as a cheap example to combine with that charger

2. Too bad if someone doesn´t want to know the tiniest bit about standards. They´ll have to get help if they don´t want to read the packaging or symbology. Meanwhile the rest of us can enjoy hooking up our phones to our laptop chargers or monitors without having to waste resources on unnecessarily complex cables

3. If you want to do something fancy like hooking up to your monitor, you´ll have to use the unusually sturdy cable that came with it or take 2 minutes to read about which cable you need

For those unfamiliar with trucker slang: ´bending the wire´ means masturbating while driving, as the elevated position makes it appear as if you´re bending wires under the steering wheel.

The one that came with my monitor. Easy!

If I ever need a new one for such an extremely specific task, I´ll make sure to spend a few minutes to make sure I buy the right one. Takes a minute, but easy!

The Ikea one says it only supports 480Mbps, so that´s a no-no for video. Sad, but easy!

Your laptop will charge at 22 or 45W. Easy!

Cable will work for data at usb 2.0, as it says on the packaging. So it won´t work for video alt modes. Easy!

My monitor has an input cable that allows for maximum video resolution and maximum power delivery. I never need to take it out. Easy!

Ikea PD-PPS charger + Ikea 100W labeled cable = done.