pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 5 hours agoMagic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film starmessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down14
arrow-up1118arrow-down1message-squareMagic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film starpruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square10fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoAll the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down11
arrow-up1142arrow-down1message-squareAll the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.plus-squarefuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square30fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 day agoWhen I was a kid in the 80s, "computers will teach your kids in school" was one of those future utopia predictions. Now the thought of a computer teaching kids is horrifying to me.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1402arrow-down111
arrow-up1391arrow-down1message-squareWhen I was a kid in the 80s, "computers will teach your kids in school" was one of those future utopia predictions. Now the thought of a computer teaching kids is horrifying to me.plus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square98fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 day agoSarah should consider herself very lucky she wasn't given a fox, a chicken, a bag of grain and a small boat.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down15
arrow-up1148arrow-down1imageSarah should consider herself very lucky she wasn't given a fox, a chicken, a bag of grain and a small boat.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square22fedilink
Fleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agoUnderrated benefit of lemmy is like minded people will tend to join the same instances and if I don't want to interact with those groups I can just filter the whole instance.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square178fedilinkarrow-up1323arrow-down126
arrow-up1297arrow-down1message-squareUnderrated benefit of lemmy is like minded people will tend to join the same instances and if I don't want to interact with those groups I can just filter the whole instance.plus-squareFleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square178fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agoHigh School, Homelessness, Prison - those experiences wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for other people.message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down113
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareHigh School, Homelessness, Prison - those experiences wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for other people.future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square23fedilink
Maimas2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoOur society has long passed the time during which a single person or writing could change everyone's opinions.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down118
arrow-up198arrow-down1message-squareOur society has long passed the time during which a single person or writing could change everyone's opinions.plus-squareMaimas2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square41fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down118
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squareThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square42fedilink
sho@ani.socialEnglish · 3 days agoMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down19
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaresho@ani.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square27fedilink
Balthazar@lemmy.world · 3 days agoPumpkins used as decorations outdoors are a scam perpetuated by squirrels message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down19
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squarePumpkins used as decorations outdoors are a scam perpetuated by squirrels Balthazar@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square5fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 5 days agoHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comexternal-linkmessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1395arrow-down135
arrow-up1360arrow-down1external-linkHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comfuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square61fedilink
Donebrach@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoNeiR: Automata is the sequel to NeiR: Replicantplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down16
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareNeiR: Automata is the sequel to NeiR: Replicantplus-squareDonebrach@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square5fedilink
ContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days agoWhenever I see someone walking around in clothes with big, visible branding, I can’t help but think they paid a fortune to wear an advertisement.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1500arrow-down123
arrow-up1477arrow-down1message-squareWhenever I see someone walking around in clothes with big, visible branding, I can’t help but think they paid a fortune to wear an advertisement.plus-squareContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square77fedilink
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 6 days agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square271fedilinkarrow-up1890arrow-down1137
arrow-up1753arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml · 6 days agomessage-square271fedilink
JamesStallion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agoWe should have elections with no candidates.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down118
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareWe should have elections with no candidates.plus-squareJamesStallion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square31fedilink
Dragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · 4 days agoPeople who think the past is better would probably be racist against the past if time travel were inventedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down112
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squarePeople who think the past is better would probably be racist against the past if time travel were inventedplus-squareDragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square4fedilink
tunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days agoLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down13
arrow-up1233arrow-down1message-squareLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaretunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square34fedilink
The_Downward_Spiral@lemmy.world · 5 days agoMellencamp was right: "Life goes on...long after the thrill of livin' is gone."message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down16
arrow-up162arrow-down1message-squareMellencamp was right: "Life goes on...long after the thrill of livin' is gone."The_Downward_Spiral@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square11fedilink
apocalypticat@lemmy.worldcake · 5 days agoCouscous is the glitter of foods.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down13
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareCouscous is the glitter of foods.plus-squareapocalypticat@lemmy.worldcake · 5 days agomessage-square22fedilink
CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.workEnglish · 5 days ago"Boner" is a good word for a reanimated skeleton or a decoration of such.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down15
arrow-up164arrow-down1message-square"Boner" is a good word for a reanimated skeleton or a decoration of such.plus-squareCrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.workEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square6fedilink
