• Phoenixbouncing@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You got it wrong, it’s:

    That didn't happen.
    And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    And if it is, that's not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    And if I did, you deserved it.
    

    (no not all conservatives/climate change deniers are narcissists but the overlap is interesting)