resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoTrump suggests quitting as president and making ‘hosting a full time job’ as he gushes over his Kennedy Center performancewww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1261arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1256arrow-down1external-linkTrump suggests quitting as president and making ‘hosting a full time job’ as he gushes over his Kennedy Center performancewww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square39linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoAre we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass? It would explain a lot. Including the smell.
minus-squaremuusemuuse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThey absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious. We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agorussia has replaced as a cyborg/renaminated corpse bot.
Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?
It would explain a lot. Including the smell.
They absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious.
We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.
russia has replaced as a cyborg/renaminated corpse bot.