The ancient Egyptians knew. To err is human; to cat, divine.
Cats should have been the aliens in ancient aliens:
Why did only Egyptians openly recognize the divine nature of Cats? Ancient astronaut theorists suggest…
Joke’s on you, I always wanted to be a cat
My cat wants to be fat cat and hates her diet.
Cats are like the "Jackpot " spot on the reincarnation lottery weel.
I think most mammals have the same general wants an tendencies, we just happen to be mammals with societal baggage
I think most mammals have the same general wants an tendencies
And sometimes wants can be surprisingly different!
I choose pigeon. Pigeons are free as fuck and do what they please. How many times have you been waiting for table at a restaurant and a pigeon just rolls up and straight up annexes a table?
“Fuck you ima eat these fries and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
I want to be a cat.
Cat®ule
I’m sorry to ruin this for you, but you don’t wanna be a duck.
My point exactly
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And this is why I play ffxiv.
Nah, I like being an adult. I like having my shit together, and having a measure of respect and power. I like not having to do whatever dumb-ass thing some middle manager suggests.
