I have a lot of runners up, like Amrito for Amy, or Bradinglesmirch for Briar, but I think the dumbest has to be Scott Von Scott of the Scottsdale Scotts Who Did Scott So Scottily in the Battle of Scotteen Twelve.
So I ask you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever called your furry friends?
“Moon pig”. That cat was daft in the head and didn’t last long though.
Also called one “Fat Bob” because he was hench and that stuck. He got quite fat too.
TIL what hench means. Thanks, stranger, for increasing my vocabulary.