It’s only cannibalism if you are also a god. Otherwise its deitism?

Ah, but the Athanasian creed clearly teaches the doctrine of hypostatic union, that Jesus is fully god but also fully man.

Since he is fully man, eating his body would indeed be cannibalism. Don’t take away the most metal part of Christianity.

There’s an Abbot and Costello skit in there somewhere. “You’re on a new diet?” “No I said deit.”