For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Same goes for “literally” as “metaphorically.”
And the hill I will die on is the word “bring.”
You’re not “bringing” anything anywhere unless it’s exactly from anywhere else to where you are right now.
You “take” things with you elsewhere, you don’t “bring” them elsewhere.
I’ve always thought of “I’ll bring {thing}” as shorthand for “I’ll bring {thing} with me”
Exactly, that’s incorrect, it’s “I’ll take things with me”
That does feel better, I’ll endeavor to correct that!