“Now with extra cancer!”

Didn’t someone do this with vampires a few years back? Pride And Prejudice And Vampires comes to mind.

Part of some kind of animal trap perhaps?

The medieval version.

https://youtu.be/drDs-Y5DNH8

As near as I can tell from social media, many devout MAGAts are far from rich. Old and conservative yes, but always voting against their own best interests.

I could almost believe this was satire, published in The Onion or The Beaverton. We live in strange times.

Not going to lie, I would buy outdated software for my ancient Mac if I could find it anywhere.

There is/ maybe still is a pub in Calgary that was once a funeral home.

So, if a person needed the services of one of these teams, how would they get in touch? Asking for a friend…

“Sure, we’ll do all this on one condition - that we get invited to your orgy”.

Bees have been domesticated for over 1000 years. There is no need to trap wild ones.

Or there’s a lost budgie flying around the neighborhood. They do sometimes escape.

A surprising number of lost or found budgies are posted on my local Facebook lost pet group. Maybe it’s from one of those.

The roof in the picture isn’t just gravel, it’s got fist size rocks in it as well. Gravel alone I could understand.

Not in this part of the world though.

You would think the tar would ooze downward on very hot days. (Yes, we get them here.)

They probably could use shingles, there are plenty of surrounding houses with about the same pitch that do.

This is not a flat roof though, it’s sloped.

I wonder how they get them to stay in place. It’s not a steep slope, but it’s definitely not a flat roof. So far I have resisted the urge to ring the doorbell and ask about the roof.

This is in central Saskatchewan. Presumably those southwest roofs are flat - this isn’t.