Belly_Beanis [he/him]

It took me like 5 years before I figured out Miley Cirus, Hannah Montana, and Taylor Swift were three different people.

People will immediately figure out how to make porn or Elsagate-type shit and Disney will get a bunch of angry parents asking why little Timmy was able to make videos of Goofy butchering and eating Donald Duck while completely naked.

For playing in my Mechwarrior 4 cockpit simulator on the go.

The In-Laws (2003)

Right before his daughter’s wedding, a man finds out his future son-in-law’s dad is a spy.

The Cell (2000)

A detective has to enter the mind of a serial killer and search his dreams for the location of his latest victim before time runs out.

Skulls (2000)

At an ivy league school, a law student joins a secret fraternity known only as “The Skulls.”

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Two stoners get the munchies for White Castle cheeseburger sliders.

Swiss Army Man (2016)

I’m not even going to try and explain this.

Old School (2003)

A group of men wanting to relive their college days start a fraternity at a nearby school.

That movie had non-stop jokes and never let up. Was a lot like Mean Girls in that regard.

I was surprised at this movie, too. I think it was one of Tom Hardy’s early movies, so it’s pretty unknown.

Super is hilarious. I like how Dwight is just running around hitting people with a wrench.

I have no idea how they managed to fuck the XIII remaster so badly. The bar was underground and they still made it worse.

I thought everything in this show was scripted. No, the “numbers prove God is everywhere” guy, “Jews killed Jesus” woman, and Captain Sexual Harassment are all real people. It’s so on-the-nose I thought they were all doing a bit.

That’s what I mean. Maybe I’m misremembering, but didn’t he have one that was supposed to put out a list of names online or some shit? And then he died and nothing happened, likely because feds got to it.

Didn’t Epstein have one? I think if something that incriminating can be eliminated, the concept as you said doesn’t work.

There’s a disturbing number of places that still use fax machines. They won’t let you scan things and send it via e-mail, it has to be faxed. I deal with it a lot filling out my medical paperwork.

Time gets shorter. I’ve already experienced this going from my teens to my twenties and into my thirties. I can remember entire weeks of my childhood. By the time I was in my mid twenties, days and weeks blurred together. Now it’s like months go by and I don’t even notice.

People talk about it more as they get older. Eventually when you enter your 80s and 90s, it’s like entire decades can come and go. So imagine when you’re immortal. If you’ve been alive for 100,000 years, that’s longer than writing has been around. Entire civilizations will have come and went.

But from your perspective, it’s all a blur. Entire genealogies were experienced, yet those people barely registered in your mind. If you had a favorite food, maybe the recipe disappears when you went four centuries without eating it. Jokes and fashions you’re familiar with are completely alien to everyone else. Are you even capable of noticing when things change at that point?

There’s also the question of how human are you? Everything and everyone would seem inconsequential. Would you even be able to socialize with others, or would you be completely sociopathic? That’s if you don’t hurt anyone and get tossed in a jail cell. What happens if you spend a few centuries in prison? Fight in multiple wars? Would you even feel the slightest discomfort when you kill someone?

Okay but if we use “Late stage capitalism and the quest for profit above all else is causing the quality of goods and commodities to drop while their value stays the same or goes up,” it’s going to result in 20 minutes trying to explain things correctly followed by 20 hours of anti-communist arguments.