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The residue of shit is still shit.
The residue of shit is still shit.
Tell you what. You drop a nice creamy dump on your floor, then try to get it clean with dry toilet paper. Let us know how it goes.
I’ve always liked the saying “The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is about a billion dollars” to really drive it home.
That’s so punk-core.
They aren’t great, but they aren’t totally useless either. I met my amazing fiance through one, but I had to wade through a ton of shit first.
It’s part of the security test to make sure you are the actual owner of the ticket.
Except he actually collected his winnings.
Learning German taught me how messed up non-English languages are. Having to memorize if every noun is either male, female, or neuter just so you can use the right form of “the” with it is crazy.
I look in the mirror when I have a specific mirror in mind when I say it. Otherwise it’s a mirror.
Bring a wet towel inside the car? Are you mad?!
I posted several large wood working machines for sale there in the past year and every one was bought within 24 hours.
When did that happen? I sold several pieces of woodshop equipment there in the past year and didn’t pay anything.
A state Constitution can’t override the federal one. If the federal one says you have the right to vote, then you have the right to vote.
If he goes into hiding he could actually make bank of his supporters by telling them that the Libs have him locked up in a secret prison.
Me too! But only the ones on my right foot.
I can snap with my toes the same way people snap their fingers, but only with the right foot for some reason.
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For my first house, the bank’s inspector literally stopped his van in the middle of the road, took some pictures with his cell phone through the driver’s window, and drove off. He never even left his vehicle.
Implying that Trump is going to get fucked by the people named on the balloons?
I tried to like FTL, I really did, but it’s just too much RNG for me.