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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • People are posting all kinds of ridiculous solutions that they know are impossible. Legalize drugs. Use less drugs. The cartels run more than just drugs! They run fucking avocados!! And electronics!! They have diversified. Never mind that it’s politically impossible to do anything like that. It can’t happen.

    Invading Mexico and shooting the cartels CAN happen. It gives money to the defense industry, which itself is enough reason that it could happen. It’s probably even in the USA’s best interest to try and de-corrupt Mexico (never mind that this would be a bloody mess with huge loss of life). My point isn’t that it’s a good idea, it’s that it’s a solution that could actually happen in real life.




  • I want a personal assistant that actually works. Like Siri or Alexa, but it can actually do secretarial tasks.

    “Find and schedule a roofing company to come fix the roof”

    “See if you can get me dinner reservations for a nice Italian restaurant tomorrow night at 630”

    “Write an email to bob apologizing for running over his dog”

    “Find an image on the internet of a person being mauled by a bear, edit the picture so that it’s James being mauled, and send picture to him”

    “Find a new show for me to watch and torrent the first episode, re-dub it in Japanese with Spanish subtitles”