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PornHub should do a poll before the content is watchable 🤔
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PornHub should do a poll before the content is watchable 🤔
Why do chicken lay eggs?
The eggs would break if they threw them.
“Also I already have the van with “free candy” sprayed on, everything would look authentic”
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The speed of light is pretty slow at that scale, it would take thousands of years until the mouth is closed.
The speed of sound (in air?) is much much slower than the speed of light. See above.
How fast? I guess die, because that would cause a whole lot of other problems.
Yeah, the gravity would pull the galaxy to it, but it would also take quite some time (one normal galactic year is about 225 million earth years, we wouldn’t instantly be pulled with an immense acceleration, we would probably just continue our orbit in a slightly different path or reverse, which would have it’s effects but not immediate in our scale, right?)
See my reply to OP for your punchline ;)
* gets eaten by a carnivorous papaya *
Maybe it’s wisdom.
Every species that might have grown advanced enough, would have gotten over the point of fighting themselves. So they would be wise enough to have something like the Prime Directive in Star Trek (not interfering with less advanced species’ until they reach a certain milestone).
🤫 you forgot to type two zero when you listed the original price. And surely you wouldn’t want to part with it, at least not for the amount any person would offer. Only corporates might have the amount you would accept, but surely none might be interested in that domain…
Did you open one up yet? That might give you a clue 🤔
E.g. I don’t know exactly how wide the gaps are, but here it looks like small insects could get in. Maybe you have another problem than smoke 🫣
No, but I was so close 🤏🏻 to get a hearse
One day…
Not quite but close, I’m Swiss ;)
Tis you?
Does the president have to understand the message, or just receive it?
Do I know how to use the animal’s skills (e.g. flying) instinctively without learning?
Is my fight or flight response the same as for human me, or do I inherit that from the animal also? (E.g. as a cat am I terrified of dogs?)
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy”
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Not everyone is a lying/cheating bastard…
In my head:
You: “Mom! Everything looks bad!”
Mom: “I know sweetheart, but even though everything seems hopeless we have to focus on the positive things…”