No, no, no, this was from 2008 and the “release” of the new LC model: https://www.ign.com/articles/2008/08/15/lara-croft-i-presume

They actually went with this photo (and others), but have since moderated themselves

This one is newer: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-j9f95EJaTHg/VNBkM0cJhCI/AAAAAAAARzs/wIzGSSJkiCo/s1600/alison-carroll-kick-1210867833.jpg

Sadly, electric cars isn’t about saving the environment and the planet. Is is about saving the car industry

To årstider: mygg/knott, og regn

I hear some republican called Cohaagen is trying to make that claim

I haven’t been able to listen to music since year 2000 😢

“I want to be a plumber!”

“Yeah, nah, fuck that mate”

I have never been religious (it was never a subject that came up in my family). What I found strange was when I started studying and moved to a larger city, alot of former christians I got to know told med how they stopped believing.

These were “extreme christians” if you compare them to other christians where I live (Norway, we’re not a religious society at all). When they went out into the world, they found out that they’d been lied to. They’d been told everyone else wanted what they had, and they’d be converting heathens left to right.

One girl I got to know, told me she noticed people physically rejected her and felt sorry for her when she told them about her religion and that they also could partake. The people also asked her very troubling questions she could’t answer, and they seemed to know the religious texts better than her. After that she started to question what she’d been told since childhood

Another thing I managed to miss out on :(

The old testaments in the bible the christians use, are based on the hebrew bible (tanakh). The new testament is mostly christian writings

Come on! Vietnam (both French- and US-versions), Afghanistan (both Russian- and US-versions), Korean war etc

This is probably because english is not my first language, but I didn’t understand this at all

Edit: I got it!

I’ve hear the argument “Norwegian is a poor language” before, and people usually argue that the English language has many more words to choose from. When pressed, people like that are borderline illiterate and haven’t written anything meaningful in years. And they’re fucking horrible at english too

We got a governing body that decides what is correct or not when it comes to our two written languages, bokmål and nynorsk. They do not control speach and what is “correct” to say. I recent years the younger generations (I’m millenial, so not young any more 😢) have began merging two sounds, the sj- /∫/ og kj-sounds /ç/ with only the sj-sound. They can’t even hear the diference. This results in funny situations for us who can hear and pronounce the different sounds when used in words.

Kjede, pronounced with /ç/ at the start, means chain (can be used to describe various types of chains).

Sjede, pronounced with /∫/ at the start, means vagina.

The younger generation pronounced both words with /∫/ at the start. This makes the word “kjedekollisjon” not mean “chain collision” any more, but “vagina collision”. “Halskjede” with a /∫/, suddenly means “neck vagina”, not “necklace”. And so on. Language is fun.

“Lynvingen” is Batman in norwegian. It mean “lightning wing”

I didn’t speak any other languages than my native tongue before english, and I think I started learning English when I was around 10. This was early 90s, and they perhaps start even earlier now.

We knew alot of english before we had it in school. Music and films were a big influence on us, as it is still today.

It is true, at least here in Norway: https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Den_nye_tellemåten (“The new way of counting”).

Our parliament deceided in 1949 that 21 should not be pronounced as “one-and-twenty”, but as “twenty-one”. It was because new phone numbers got introduced, and the new way gave a lot less errors when spoken to the “sentralbordamer” (switch operator ladies).

24 blackbirds baked in a pie?

As a norweigan, it is one of the easiest languages to learn

We have the same, and the reason I always ask for a specific date.

“Førstkommende onsdag” = “the first coming wednesday”. WHAT? Give me a date.

“Denne helga” = “this weekend”. OK, it works, but to be sure I want to have a date for friday, saturday and sunday.

“Ikke førstkommende helg, men den etter” = “not the first coming weekend, but the second.” … Fuck off!