Im more impressed that you have spaces and a slash in your username…

“Read reciepts ruin friendships.”

I dont remember where I read that quote, but I agree with it.

I got one of these when I was in my 20s and Id still recommend it. A little grooming goes a long way.

During my fraternity days, I would often say, “the world is my bottle opener” just before using some random object to open a beer.

All that really matters is if its sturdy and small enough to catch over your knuckle and under the rim. Literally any object like that will work.

The US should send a carrier group to escort a grain vessel and see if Russia dares…

(I know theres no way this would happen, but it should)

Along the same vein, I bought a flexible desk lamp with a built in magnifying glass for this type of stuff - use it almost daily.

The “epicurian” brand is perfect for this, or their knockoffs. Its like 1/4" thick (6mm) composite wood. I have one that even fits in my laptop bag - way better than any designated “lap board” I’ve ever found.

I have a set of these designed for musicians, theres an open channel through them, and you put a special “button” at te outward end, that lowers volume without affecting sound quality. I think the company is called “Etymotic Research”

I have a smaller version of this, its just slightly larger than a normal frozen pizza. Pure game changer.