“Only downside is that there’s no way it’s good for you.”

That’s a big ‘only downside’. You should check how much salt is in those things.

(Why can’t they make processed foods healthy?)

Nice choice of the word/idiom cudgel, since a cudgel is a small (child?) version of a weapon.

Maybe also get heavier switches?

“This too will pass”

True for both good and bad times. Good time? Enjoy it, since it will pass. Bad time? Endure it, it will pass.

Same in Dutch: azijnzeiker (azijn = vinegar, zeiker = pisser). So that one does translate well (but not to English :))

Ah, give it time. Change is scary. And it is easy to be complacent. But ‘luckily’ Reddit will chase them to here.

Another Reddit refugee here. I guess after June 30th member numbers will explode?