Try Propertyware, it’s worse. Five years experience with it.

Games on Steam sales.

Fantastic!

Angelic voices.

“Oops, we found another Jedi”?

They’ve cut hours to the point that they often don’t have people to watch the other self checkouts.

Walmart.

At even faintly busy times, they have lines waiting to self checkout, because half the self checkouts are closed. And of course, they have only one regular register open with 8 people with full carts in that line.

Yes, but that wasn’t the quote.

“Think about how dumb the average person is. Now, realize that half of them are dumber than that.”

• • George Carlin

Ah, the Star Trek transporter conundrum.

Double the price and if fewer than half unsubscribe, there is a net gain in revenue.

Well, now we know where at least some the weapons the idiot US government left in Afghanistan ended up. I wonder if the 6 billion dollar bribe they paid to Iran helped out.

So the original story on ABC cited “unnamed sources”, then other media outlets cited the ABC story.

Have you figured out how the propaganda machine works?

So we would eliminate smoking the same way we eliminated drug use…by making it illegal.

/S if necessary

Many cities and counties often put a SPLOST (Special Purpose Local Option Tax) on the ballot. Usually for roads or schools, usually voted for, usually a penny. They are for a limited time, then they may expire or be put on the ballot again. If they expire, then every price tag for every item, in every store is now wrong. And if both city and county expire at different times, you could get a nightmare of changes.

Easier to change the software at checkout for the changes rather than every price tag.

T-boned at 75 MPH. Concussion (head hit side pillar, years before airbags were a thing), multiple broken ribs, broken wrist, 2 broken fingers, deep seat belt injuries.

“Ok”.

Memorial Day is end of May, OP suggested 1 May.

Would you rather have a day off before working all summer, or a day off after working all summer.

I’d rather have it after.

Shouldn’t have read that AI-generated book on Amazon about mushroom picking.