Reddit’s conservatives were marginally smarter

The only thing I find them useful for is testing my patience.

Ha, good luck. They don’t care about facts. There’s some 2 dozen accounts run by maybe 2 or 3 people tops and they’re not really accepting outside input.

As long as I’m not losing fingers for a “Monkey’s Paw” or genie-style “You get your wish but with a twist” kinda thing, take 'em all.

More thought would need to be invested if there was a twist.

I hope the CEO thinks long and hard about it while he takes his jet to work in the morning. Supercommuting asshole.

My friends are going to get so tired of me saying “Can you imagine if Obama tried that?”