Drusas

Things have been going really well for me lately.

Texas, Florida, Idaho, Ohio, Oklahoma…

Well, being both a little sick and kind of depressed, I’ll probably throw out the salmon I was going to cook for dinner last night, or boil it and feed it to the dog. Then I’ll order food that I didn’t need and don’t want, then I will stay up too late while still being bored, and then I will finally go to sleep to do it all tomorrow, but with a different food to waste.

The wealthy have been quietly waging class war on the rest of us for decades millennia.

I’d be like halfway to buying a good Japanese whisky. Can I spend some of my own money to get a nice bottle of Nikka?

Empathy, and I expect the why speaks for itself.

I had similar done a few years ago, and it was just awful. So much more painful and uncomfortable than I had expected. I hope you heal up quickly!

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This is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.

American Gods, full cast

Not for two decades now, and thank god for that.

You know moving to another country isn’t as simple as just deciding to do so and booking a flight, right? Most non-part time jobs in Japan require a degree, for example, as do most work visas for foreigners.

We avoid that because anywhere nearby, attractive, and easy to bring your gear to tends to fill up. Better to have a reservation and know you will get a spot.

No. That’s not a fix. You’re still focusing on this being American, while it is pretty universal.

Would you try to shine sneakers?

Shoe shiners:

1. Are exceedingly rare in the modern era, and
2. Shine shoes. They do not clean sneakers.

This is not an American thing. People around the world are biased against immigrants.

It sounds like you just need to exfoliate when you bathe. You’re wiping soap on your skin (presumably), but you need a coarser texture to remove the dead skin cells which build up.

The lack of paragraph breaks really sells it.

Beetlejuice was never funny, so much as it was fun and weird.