Flocklesscrow@lemm.eetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Christmas in October? Venezuela's leader moves holiday to boost support after disputed electionEnglish
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12 days agoWho is more pissed, Jesus or Mithras?
Who is more pissed, Jesus or Mithras?
Correct, he is lying, aka breathing.
Pain. Suffering. Cake?
Not sure what happened midway through this example, but the nudity may settle my remaining questions.
Also, buy physical media. You don’t own digital movies without the file; you’re just given access to them.
What about toe beans?
Mmm, heavy metals, just like Grandma ate!
Flour paste makes for great bait. You can catch a mess of small fish with dough bait.
Nor noodles.
Put your phone/alarm somewhere that makes you get up to turn it off. Then you’re already out of bed.