I believe he was referring to the dude who’s appendage was burnt to a crisp. You know, char leg man

My exact thought: surely they’ll be prosecuted under this law, right? Right?

The Res-erection of Christ

Lucky! I went and all they had was a piece of shitzhu

It’s the part of the pig that’s best for fryin’, yeehaw!

Chicken or fish? Or poop?

Ok that got a legit LOL out of me, well done

Or the UK band Travis

This guy should run for office! He’s a shoe in with locker room / wood shop talk like that

Arriving deputies, the sheriff’s office reported, said the father, who lives in the home, told officers he found Austin with his 15-year-old child and dialed 911.

Inside the home where the child lives, deputies reported

Why is the AI that wrote this trash so dedicated to reminding us that people live inside their own homes??

Boebert rails against Beetlejuice, then beats her date til he juices

I’m sad this didn’t get more up votes, it works on 2 levels

1. When Kanye publicly announced Bush Jr hated black people, highlighting the long history of racism by republican presidents, and

2. That journalist who threw the sneaker/shoe at Bush Jr in protest of the Iraq war

George W. Bush hates sneakers

Nothing says buy seal penises like… Taylor swift?

Is the simulation collapsing into a Swift-ularity? She’s suddenly at the center of everything, including seal meat. Wtf

They’re losing the culture war, both at a societal level and a political one. So they’re lashing out, ideally with what are the last gasps of their regressive ideology

“Why are you trying to have the federal government come in and tell us what we can do in our own state? Prime example that the federal government is not focusing on what they need to be.”

Bro needs to look up the meaning of the word discourage

Zombie’s gotta eat

Or, better yet, take your health information then lose it all in a security breach you won’t hear about until years later (hi Anthem!)

All for a measly $25 credit for health expenses that you have up jump through 8 hoops to actually get

ABC eh? Drive from Virginia to DC?

A person is smart. People are stupid