I put out one of those big plastic storage units with like 30 little drawers recently, figuring although 2 were missing, someone could still use it. I stood it next to the dustbin, on trash day where it would be optimally visible for anyone who wanted to scrounge it.
The bloody HOA took a picture and sent a nastygram.
How to Keep a Mummy is sickeningly adorable.
Or As Miss Beelzebub Likes, but then I just want an Azazel of my own…