I got my leg fucked up in a hot sandy land far away. While I was doing rehab I used a cane and walked with a limp. One day I was walking out of an HEB in Houston when a dude dressed like Huggy Bear told me he liked my strut and then told me to “keep on pimpen playa.”

In retrospect, it sort of makes sense as my limp with the cane looked like I was doing that stereotypical pimp walk but at the time I was very confused lol

Breakfast: Nature’s Bakery Fig Bar

Lunch: 2 cheesy rollers

Dinner: Lime, soy, garlic, and 5-spice pork tenderloin and grilled zucchini with roasted tomatoes.

Cheesy rollers are flour tortillas with American cheese done up in the microwave.

For rifles and pistols, I think the only thing I couldn’t teach you is the eyes. If you can’t see shit, you can’t hit shit, and some people just can’t work out how to use their dominant eye.

Trap and Skeet are the same but a little trickier, what with the clays moving around and having to lead targets. I know guys that have been shooting birds their whole life that can’t shoot trap for shit lol

I can’t speak to archery I never got into it. All my shooting stemmed from hunting and we never bow hunted.

Shooting a rifle off-hand is a little tricky if you can’t control your breathing, but otherwise, I agree shooting sports is probably the easiest entry level if you have the money for ammo and the time to do nothing but shoot.

Life sets em up, I knock em down…or they knock me down…or it’s a tie and we just pummel each other for days on end lol

I have been shooting my whole life. I was on the rifle team and shot skeet and trap in high school and college so that would probably be the easiest. I would still need a shitload of practice but I bet I could do it if I had the time to shoot a few thousand rounds first. Rifles or shotguns that is, I can’t shoot pistols to save my ass.

Cryolophosaurus They have a hat and that’s pretty cool.

I always wanted to move to Sweden. My grandfather was born there and I have always loved visiting.

Fuck it man let’s really kick-start this shit show

Hunter Harris 24!

I talk to God about things I could do better and ask him to help me help myself to be kinder more patient or both. Then I thank God for my life, my family and friends, the family and friends I have lost, and the time I got with them. Then a general plea for sanity in this world and help for those people who need it. Amen.

I don’t ask for things for myself. I do ask for others lol that’s the general plea for sanity. Some things work out, some don’t. That’s life, we can pray all day for Grandma to get better but sometimes Grandma is just old and everyone eventually dies. If my friend is going through it I ask God to help them go through it. I don’t expect God to answer my prayers, I hope he does. Sometimes the answer I want isn’t the answer I get, and sometimes I don’t think I get any answer at all.

I don’t know if it’s the snarkiest but my favorite is “So, would it would be safe to say Donald Trump loves Pecker?” Not because it’s particularly witty or anything but because I am just a 13 year old dude stuck in a 54 year old body lol

Lost Bacon Reader app, Redit’s app is a shit show. I use Boost for Lemmy and it’s got its problems but it’s better than Reddit’s hot pile of garbage. I used reddit mostly to read the news and make snarky comments and I can do that here so…bye reddit.

We are all in our 50s so who gives a fuck, but also is he dead?

I have a 2WD 2019 F150 with the 5.0 I use to tow my horses around. With the tow package, I think its max is 12900lbs and it does a hell of a job on stuff in the 6-9k range but get up in the max range and it struggles a bit. I would say it gets about 8-12mpg depending on what we tow with it. I think it’s rated for 19/21mpg just on its own. I get about 17/19mpg just driving it around.

It lives a light-duty life hauling horses down highways and South Texas caliche roads, but I am happy with my f150 most days. I think when it comes time to replace it I will go back to the f250 for the higher towing capability but stay gas only because everything we run is gas.

Hopefully, my experience helps, have fun truck hunting.

I never have mine, I spent half my life using payphones. I looked in my dream journal and I found a couple of dreams where I tried to use a payphone but it was out of order.

I asked the kid who works for me, he is 20 so he has never used a pay phone. He said he has his phone but it never works.

Maybe there is something to that…idk, I am just a peckerwood from South Texas who married the same batshit crazy woman twice so I am pretty stupid lol.

We would all have a picnic

We were 80s middle class both parents worked. My dad sold insurance and my mom was a nurse.

If you can’t run with the big dog stay on the porch.

Bro when I was a kid I was into it all. Tamagotchi, hyper colors everything, Pogs, Beanie Babies, Slap bracelets, scooters (not the razors scooters the earlier BMX scooters), friendship bracelets, that kickball with the plastic ring you bounced on, moon shoes, Jams, Big Dog, I’m a dude that loved him some Polly Pockets, windbreakers, bomber jackets, M.U.S.C.L.E, G.I. Joe, Pound Puppies, Garbage Pale Kids, those puffy monster balls you squeezed and their eyes popped out, Shrinky Dinks, and then by the late 90s I was walking around with 30" cuffs in my Kikwear and a Kangol.

Edit: Big Dawg changed to Big Dog, changed 80s to BMX.

I showed this to my friend and he reminded me of the time we got really into Swatch Watches but our parents wouldn’t buy them for us so we stole one and passed it back and forth until we got caught.

Story old as time

Lol, no one can be dad bro and granddad was known to smite a fool or two so…

It’s the name of a book of short stories by Denis Johnson.