Lets go pancakes at 8pm

Just as the good Lord intended

Breakfast foods are some of my favorite comfort foods, but definitely not something you eat for nutrition or anything, save maybe an omelette.

Do they work as a real sword and Halberd? We might need it

Is this like a meme or something because he’s definitely not

Honestly if the mobile website and app weren’t so bad I might still be using it regularly. As of now I just use it for the occasional niche tech support issue/tutorial.

Rare Apple W

Ireland sounds nice

This just in population of California grows by approx. 277 million people.

Probably kill myself

Jokes aside, the IRS actually has contingency plans to continue collecting taxes in the event of an apocalypse, so yes probably.

Ok this has happened to me on more than one occasion. I can’t tell if i’m really that clueless or if it’s a big with the client I’m using.

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I mean good on them for being fully transparent about their mistake and fixing it. 1000x more respectable than any “real” news network.

Indy is all about showing us how to properly handle Nazis.

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

TikTok wasn’t ever actually banned.

A ban was signed into law. It had bipartisan support, though that may have been because it was tied in with aid for Ukraine. Biden appeared to have supported it initially but either after public backlash or them actually realizing what a massive fumble it was, Biden’s administration said they would not enforce the ban and leave it to the Trump admins.

TikTok voluntarily shut down their servers, and gave users a super dickridey message about how Trump was going to save the platform. Less than 24 hours later, severs came back up with another dickridey message about how Trump promised to save their platform.

All of this happened before the inauguration.

Edit: im trying my best to make this as accurate as possible pls let me know if I fucked up.

Indiana Jones had the right idea

For clarification: this isn’t new, from what I can tell in the article, they started the Robert E Lee holiday following the civil war, and MLK day came after.

Not that they shouldn’t be absolutely clowned on for this.