Finally! The troops surely are clamoring for a Dinghy that’s spray painted gold!

They can’t even eat Hot Chip? 🤯

Everything other than PAPYRUS is too modern and therefore woke!

Considering FIFAs experience with sucking up two-bit dictators it’s quite damning that they had it that easy with Trump. A cheap bauble and the aging narcissist rolls out the red carpet.

Quick! Someone petition a statue for Obama. A lot of people would probably like that…

If only their constitution had specific clauses that allowed them to take up arms against despots trying to upend democracy…

So far the grift has always worked though…so why would he stop?

It’s not his fault if some people are just falling for that BS time and time again. Unless consumers and stock holders stop him, he’s gonna do the thing he does best (drugs and being a shit human being not withstanding) - grifting.

What exactly could Europe have done to stop the Bush administration from invading Iraq on the completely unfounded pretense that Saddam Hussein had WMD’s?

Bake a cake with ‘Please don’t!’ Written on it?

But it’s a useful reminder from the couch fucker. Should Trump call for aid when attempting to overthrow Canada/Greenland/Panama/Iran the Europeans better say ‘No’. I bet that’s totally not gonna let Republicans lose their shit and cry, bitch and moan like there’s no tomorrow.

Imagine his surprise should he ever go there and see very little trees and grass

According to him, the spectrum is also transgender and hence must be supressed