Mint_Raccoon

They’ve already been mentioned, but The Dead Milkmen are exactly what you’re looking for.

I live in Florida (unfortunately). Cows are pretty common in my region.

I took a programming class in highschool, so I know some BASIC. Not that I’ve ever used it since then.

Jet Set Radio

It’s through Proton, but the game runs flawlessly. Do note that you’re really going to want a controller for this one. Playing this with a keyboard is a miserable experience. Another thing is that there’s an unofficial tool for importing images over your custom graffiti, but it’s for Windows and I’ve never tried it with Wine.

My sister uses her second monitor maninly for Discord, but sometimes it’s art references or game guides.

To answer your question about system updates, it’s almost always safe to update and there’s no reason not to update as long as your CFW (Luma) is fully updated. System updates are only an issue on OFW, since the updates are basically just for patching the exploits used to get CFW in the first place.

As for the limitations of region changing, The Guide has that covered on their page for the process.

Another really important thing is that you should never follow any guide other than the one I previously linked. You especially should not follow a video guide because they get outdated very quickly and may promote old and/or unsafe methods of hacking the console.

Dreamcast ads got real weird. I vividly remember this one ad for Seaman: It showed a pair of feet and a fish tail sticking out from under a blanket. The accompanying text was "I will not mate outside my own species " repeated several times.

I don’t think that what you want exists. The best I can offer is SysDVR, which streams video to a PC and from there you could livestream that.

Alternatively, you could try your luck asking on GBAtemp and see what they know.

The Japanese version can be played in English if you have a MIL-CD compatible system. You’ll just need to burn a boot disc to a CD-R.

My late grandmother’s Bichon/Maltese mix would scream at you while you were eating until you either finished or gave her something. My grandmother insisted that she never fed the dog from the table, despite the fact that she gave the dog her leftovers almost every meal.

I’m happy with the 8bitdo controllers I’ve picked up. They’re great if you like the official controllers, but want something wireless.

I’m still salty about not getting an English release of Million Monkeys. On another note, Ape Escape Move was such a missed opportunity. Ape Escape’s gameplay was just asking for (preferably optional) motion controls, but instead they made a rail shooter.

It’s almost always better to not buy a cheap sex toy. There’s no regulation of the industry and many materials in cheaper toys are just straight up dangerous. Here’s an article (it’s NSFW, there are pictures) that goes over what materials are and aren’t safe.

My sister had me name the wi-fi extender as “Papa John’s Pizza and Abortions”. My mother’s side of the family is Catholic. We’re still waiting for one of them to notice it

I use long cooking spoons to move (or knock down) objects until they’re in my reach. I’m five feet tall, so a lot of things are out of my reach.

Etrian Odyssey

I tried the demo for the fourth one and just didn’t really like or get it. A couple years later Atlus announced Persona Q (which has mostly the same gameplay as Etrian Odyssey) so, I decided to give the demo another try and it just clicked this time. I have no idea why I didn’t like it the first time around.

One title that instantly comes to mind for me is Genesis of Aquarion. I admittedly never got very far into it because it’s really awkward to watch with other people around (looking at you mecha combining scenes). I actually really only checked out the show because I heard the OP in Taiko no Tatsujin Portable DX.

Anyway, the song is also called Genesis of Aquarion and is by AKINO.

This might not be as old as you’re looking for, but there was a really good homebrew painting program for DS called Colors. It even had pressure sensitivity on DS and DS Lite (but not DSi or 3DS consoles because their touch screens just didn’t have that feature).

The weirdest fetish I’ve ever seen was knee inflation and as a furry and former deviantArt user I’ve seen some pretty weird stuff.

It could be something like FedEx 705. Basically what happened was that a deadheading pilot attempted to hijack the plane to intentionally crash it so his family would get the life insurance money because he was about to be fired for lying about his flight hours.