• build a childhood museum early on
• change all industry buildings from sweat shop to easy does it
• enact the Bribe Faction Leaders, Food for the People, Free Housing, National Day, Social Security, Hola Presidente, Sensitivity Training, Papal Visit, and Pollution Standards edicts
• make sure average pay is above Caribbean pay
• use the cathedral to claim any Tropicans that are peacefully protesting me are heretics
• have a nuclear weapons program to protect against invasion from the US and USSR
• ensure diverse food and entertainment
• hold all scheduled elections and give a speech every each one acknowledging the lowest happiness variable and promising to do something about it, while also praising the least happiest faction

That sounds great! Congrats

According to downdetector.com, it wasnt just google. It was the majority of major websites, including Cloudflare, Xfinity, Verizon, Starlink, & AWS too. I wonder if it has anything to do with Chinese or Russian cyber warfare or maybe someone seriously messed up at Google’s DNS server trying to delete their puppy pictures folder while hungover:

hungover@google-dns-42069:~$ sudo ls -a

password for hungover:

.           .bashrc          .ssh

..          Puppies          .zshrc

hungover@google-dns-42069:~$ sudo rm -rf /

[/^X][/^X][/^X][/^X][/^Z][/^V]

hungover@google-dns-42069:~$ rm -rf ~/Puppies