Stop putting baking soda and vinegar together as and claiming its a “cleaning solution”!

Might as well put in the instructions to add a dollop of hot water and a dollop of cold water.

I’d like to apologize for my remarks regarding banana

A) that seems backwards: an under ripe banana will be stiff inside so you can snap the peel around the stem when you bend it, while a riper, softer banana will mush inside when you bend the stem. And,

B) like I give a fuck what a banana wants

Cake does not encapsulate and is therefore toast.

Take a bag, fill it with water, and grip it loosely at the top so all your fingers wrap around like a loose fist.

Now, without turning the bag, use your other hand to empty it by squeezing out the water.

You get most of it out, but there’s still some in there, even if you squeeze violently and it seems like nothing else can come out.

Also, for most of human history, if you’ve poisoned yourself ingesting something, chances are the next thing you’re ingesting is still poisoned. It’s only recently we’ve worked out distilled poison and purified water. So, biologically speaking, better to just be sick for a day so you can get to a different water/food source.

I don’t know anything about EV efficiency, but the rates are inverse, so they are drastically different.

Fish gets 3.3kwh/mile

Peacock gets 4 miles/kwh or 0.25kwh/mile

It’s Butlerweave or nothing for me!

“How can I fix this so I don’t have to throw it away?”

“Go back in time, idiot!”

I’ve used tin foil to make the same repair. You can be as sloppy as you like, after it fits snuggly, you can just peel/rub off any excess.

It’s always been okay. Conservatives don’t give a shit about child safety.

Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em… as long as there’s human suffering to be had!

I always felt that way about Hershey chocolate! Glad to finally have confirmation that it literally tastes like I just threw up.

That’s like arguing that 99% of the light off a heating element is a laser beam directed straight into deep space.

Humans have hit living things with sticks and rocks since we learned it hurts them more than us. You can’t blame patriarchy or the media for that.

Hate and fear are inherent to people. But that’s like how we have an inherent appetite for sugar, fat, and salt.

Love is like exercise. Sometimes kids want to do nothing, sometimes all they want to do it run around. They need to learn that it is good for them and ultimately makes them feel good. Some do on their own, some need to be taught, and some don’t learn it and make a point to avoid it. And the longer you go without doing it, the harder it is to start again.

We built societies and civilizations on the very idea of being greater than our nature.

I’ll concede aluminium when the Brits adopt platinium

Bregg’s it

“It was the gun that shot my grandson! The gun, I say!”

“Will you get rid of the gun that shot your grandson?”

“When you pry it from my cold dead fingers, commie!”

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That’s the important distinction. It’s not a black hole. The money isn’t gone. Google keeps the money.

Scary that it’s in their best interest to either let monsters grow a following, then demonetize them, and reap the reward, or occasionally whip up a controversy to steal from a popular creator.

And that’s exactly why we should be talking about banning HFCS content.

You know chlorine gas is bad, and that’s just a risk you think people should be allowed to take. But you clearly don’t fully understand just what chlorine gas is or what it does to your body. And that notion that a the ‘risk’ part of ‘health risk’ diminishes its severity is like believing the ‘thoery’ part of gravitational theory means we shouldn’t take that seriously.

That’s a bit glib. A pest control company can sell a chlorine gas spray just because it says it on the label?