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9 months agoHigh five, same. Except phone.
High five, same. Except phone.
I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.
Plop the ham thusly, please
Yeah! Whatever it takes to get that ice cream in my mouth. Bite, lick, slurp, pick it off my shirt with my fingers, suck the remaining ice cream out of my shirt, whatever I need to do. Mostly bite it though. Little bit at a time.
It is what it is.