PrunesMakeYouPoop

I mean, you kinda were.

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Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

I just wish they made a body on frame small truck.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

There are 7 elements that will naturally form covalent bonds with themselves.
Here is how to remember these diatomic elements:

(H)ave (N)o (F)ear (O)f (I)ce (Cl)old (Br)eer.
The Ice is solid, the beer is liquid, and everything else is a gas.

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Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn’t matter though, you’re still farting in their chair either way.

1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
5. Walk away.
6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.

Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

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