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This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma’s house
This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma’s house
I just double tap the back of my Pixel to turn the flashlight on/off
Bring a time machine with you and teach ancient Egyptians how to use it
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I worked custodial at WDW from 1998-2000. Our main offenders were Brazilian children, but the parents would be there and let them do it
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
A can of Pringles is one serving
They could easily combine to create an organization called DAFT
Enjoys the outdoors
Child Free
Has a dog
Atheist/Agnostic
We named ours Consuela, after the cleaning lady on Family Guy
Rich Americans very much benefit from the military. Global US power projection ensures its billionaires have an advantage
Any offense from the clerk is certainly either frustration or a negotiating tactic. Negotiating is their business, if they’re getting offended by low-ball offers they need to find a new line of work
Religion and conservative politics
The post 9/11 wars resulted in the deaths of nearly 1 million people
…take the War on Christmas, for example
She must be one irresistibly sexy child /S
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It’s a piano song for piano players