Rank for sure. Loud farts are funny. Rank are disturbing.

Cranberry juice. It has antioxidants!

That soap does what it’s told or it gets the hose again.

Haha! Truth. Hard, sad, truth.

I’d finally donate to Wikipedia. And NPR. So much so that both of them won’t have to ever ask me for money ever again.

Not quite mind control, but I’d like the ability to blast common sense into morons minds by looking at them. Like a psychic mind dart that says, “maybe this line has a purpose and I should get in queue instead of trying to force my way in from the outside” or “maybe I should listen to the sign that says ‘don’t put your kid on a railing above tiger enclosure.’”

Completely out and I had RIF for at least eleven years. They got rid of a part of me; I don’t want shit to do with the site anymore. I’d also be out of Facebook if it weren’t for messenger. I look to Lemmy for updates on the dumpster fire that is Reddit now.

“Let’s go Brandon!” Bumper stickers.