What you want is a potato ricer. They’re awesome.

Booby twaps

I always found it hilarious how specific the porn subreddits are. Girls playing Scrabble while showing you their butthole.

I don’t think they would need NATO’s help.

Could be one of his decoys that he uses to show the world how brave he is.

How many of those do we get?

We’re going to run out of people able to fight our wars if we don’t start taking care of our people.

That’s when you abandon organized religion. You don’t leave a shitty religion and join an even worse one.

I guess it didn’t help.

Woman voluntarily converts to a religion well known for how badly it treats women, then she’s mysteriously depressed all the time. What could possibly be wrong?

He set up a Patreon account.

Steaks, hamburgers, hot dogs, tacos, you know, the usual.

Their threats are aimed at their own citizens. It’s all political theater. Look at all the horrible things that the evil Americans want to do to our people, but through our strong military and nuclear threats we are able to hold them off and protect your lives! It’s how the Kim Jong regime holds onto power. As long as they’re protecting their citizens from us, their citizens are much less likely to overthrow their dictators. Putin uses a lot of the same tactics against his own people.

On the flip side, meat tastes 20x better than vegetables.

The oil industry is 100% of the economy. Double oil prices and see what happens to the price of everything else.

It’s called climate change because it’s more than global warming. A lot of things are changing, and they’re all bad. To just say global warming would be ignoring all of the other problems.

Yeah just 20 years ago, much of the world was a bunch of primitive people living in jungles, and the planet could balance the relatively small number of industrialized nations. Today, way more countries have been industrialized. Countries like Vietnam, Thailand, etc are now concrete cities with massive highways and bridges, motorized vehicles everywhere, and factories manufacturing all kinds of stuff and pumping huge clouds of crap into the air. The EU and US try to pass laws and regulations to lower pollution output, but the factories just move to these other countries that have no or less regulations. We aren’t at steadily increasing pollution levels, it’s exponentially increasing.

The biggest problem with politics these days is there can’t be ANY overlap between the parties. They can’t agree on ANYTHING. If a democrat says “I like breathing oxygen,” a republican will say he prefers breathing something else. There’s so much that people in both parties agree on in principle, but they can never say it. I think the left is more willing to agree with the right, because the left is more principled, but a republican is simply incapable of telling someone on the left “you’re right and I agree with you.” They instead have to be contrarian about everything. Whatever the left says, never agree with it, and make a statement of complete opposition, no matter what. When the left starts supporting a war against Russia, the right starts supporting Russia. It’s sickening.

Oh I see you ran this company into the ground. Made terrible decisions, laid off most of the staff, collected a 5 million dollar bonus, then filed bankruptcy. You want to come run our company? We’ll pay you 8 million a year and give you 15 million if/when you destroy our company just like you did to the last one!

Because the company was about to go bankrupt, so they had to get it while the gettin was good.