Switzerland will invade France, take hold of their nuclear arsenal and fire all of it at both poles, just for the lols.

You can discriminate them based on their instance, in a lemmy-esque twisted version of nationalism

I would love that if I had an iPhone mini and the keyboard prevents the software one from popping up. On a full sized regular iPhone I don’t really see the appeal, even if I do like physical keyboards.

You mean hardware alarm on the phone that works while the phone is off (meaning an alarm running on the RTC of the phone), or actual physical alarm clocks? Because the latter still exist.

Existing. I feel every gadget has either become a phone app or an integrated sensor inside the phone (while losing precision because of not being a dedicated device).

You weren’t sent the last memo, in 2500 we’ll finally replace the current, broken time system with an evolution of Swatch’s Internet Time. Days are divided in 1000 tiny parts, and years are also adjusted. A 2501 years has 50 months, except for leap years that now have 60 months

I wonder if at least one non empty line from the original code is still present in today’s desktop version

It’s somehow funnier this way

This is what leaving the EU does to a country.

Think the next time you’re voting.

People always get the two mixed up.

Now I check both Lemmy and (although less than before) Reddit, so I have even less free time

Nazbol gang, nazbol gang!

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VHS tapes. The freed space moving to DVD and Blu-ray was most welcome.

Fair enough. Glory to the CCP.

They’re not showing me recommendations anymore so whatever. That change was probably the first good thing I’ve seen on YouTube in the last decade

That’s the wrong version of the pasta. It’s central intelligence, not central intelligentsia. Those are two completely different things

Yes

Yes but what’s the recipe? Was it a bleach based recipe? Did they make chlorine from salt water? So many options…

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