FACT: 90% of typing monkeys quit right when they’re about to write Shakespeare.

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I believe so. I haven’t tried that, but I don’t see any reason why that wouldn’t work.

If anything you can just combine them all into a single .mkv.

There really isn’t any good software for making your own custom Blu-rays.

If you don’t care about menus and just want to put your .mkv on a Blu-ray disc, then you can use tsMuxeR to convert your .mkv file into a Blu-ray compliant ISO or BDMV folder structure.

Keep in mind you’ll need to use the proper video and audio codecs if you want it to properly turn your video file into an ISO - it’s recommended you use AVC/H.264 for video and AC3 (lossy) or TrueHD (lossless) for audio.

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That is correct.

They planned to get some dinner and have some beer after a hard day’s work but needed to wash their very dirty hands first. So they went back into the bathroom and washed their hands. Well apparently that was too “gay” for the owner of the bar and they went over to the bathroom and started saying things like “I don’t know what you think you’re doing in there” and “I just need to make sure you’re not doing anything funny”.

Fellas, is it gay to practice basic personal hygiene?

Thank you.

I agree on this. Some things should just be left to the audience’s imagination.

• The Website League, an island network that’s taking a very different approach

“Website League”? I like the sound of that. Like some sort of super team…

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He’s just following the 3-2-1 backup strategy - at least three copies of the data, two on different formats (.csv and .xls) and at least one copy in a different location (saved in the “Backup” folder instead of the “Documents” folder).

This is hilarious, I’d like to see more of this.

I can see it now: Mario comes under fire after users dig up some koopaphobic tweets from 10 years ago.

You monster.

Think of all the shareholders that won’t be getting a slightly bigger return on their investment because you didn’t buy two consoles!

You should check out /r/movies on Reddit, they’re seething over the very existence of this film.

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Krusty: So he’s proactive, huh?

Network Executive Lady: Oh, God, yes. We’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

Writer: Excuse me, but “proactive” and “paradigm”? Aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I’m accusing you of anything like that… [pause] …I’m fired, aren’t I?

Roger Meyers, Jr.: Oh, yes. [gets up to leave] The rest of you writers start thinking up a name for this funky dog - I don’t know, something along the lines of, say, “Poochie”, only more proactive!

Krusty: Yeah!

— The Simpsons S08E14 “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show”

Okay, thanks!

Who is the original artist?