Che Banana

The most raped dolphin wins?

The best technology ever stolen. That’s why they named their company Bejioing.

My kitchen must have is an analog clock.

Years of training and using it daily, never wore a watch and don’t give a shit what time it is when I am out of the kitchen.

A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages

Yes, for spaghetti.

And yes it’s for people who know they are ‘making a funny’, it doesn’t bother me for kids or others.

Pah-sketti

You’re 65 Brad, use big boy words.

Always has been

FOSS

Spottube (runs off Spotify) Innertune (runs off YT music)

I was running Spottube but it kept crashing, so I switched to innertune closes if you add too many songs in a row, but that’s the only issue so far.

Spottube has all the features, including the new music station.

This advice can’t be overlooked. When I was in HS I was out sick for the week we practiced the number row and man, many, many years later I still can’t blind type numbers (but can on a 10key).

Toilet paper: under or over.

People just talk shit.

Yeah also found out during a follow up exam that cigarettes cause an increase in stomach acid.

High stress job led to alcohol, smoking, high risk lifestyle almost ended me at 27 with a bleeding ulcer. In bed for a day or so before my then girlfriend found me and called the hospital. ER, blood transfusion, 2wk stay, 2wk recoup at home with daily iron injection, prescription meds for a month to keep the acid low.

Special diet for a month (no processed food, no caffeine, no nicotine, no pepper, no hard foods-spft, mushy, etc.

Got my shit together, woke up. No more smoking, alcohol (eventually) in moderation, healthier coping mechanisms- at one point when the stress ramped up in the job (still in the same career field) I was training/running triathlons. Married that then girlfriend, 25+ years on, 2 grown ass kids.

27 club is no joke…just happy I wasn’t a celebrity.

Oh I get zero notifications, but the only real reason I haven’t taken it down is that my posts from IG are cross posted there for the business, which I have to have to advertise our specials because of the boomers that use it daily.

Facebook tried that shit with me. Ban until I sent verification of my ID so I sent a paystub photoshopped (badly) with my alias, it was accepted and it’s still there even though I left FB years ago.

Oh man, Portal 1 was amazing. Amazing offer!

A Mormon one???

The forum I belonged to (the brown room) which was full of people kicked/banned off the main forum (the blue room).

Eventually the owner of the site was jailed for trying to blow up n RC car under the car of his ex wife’s partner.

Fucking dramallamas

Toyota FJ Cruiser was a wild place

This sounds amazing.

The worst ones at the stadiums …

Well you haven’t lived until you’ve had communal log over an open pit in the woods.

…so manly.