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If Democrats weren’t cowards that would have the Senate fire up a RICO investigation regarding the conspiracy to show revenge porn on the house floor and indict all of the sitting Republican house members.
If Democrats weren’t cowards that would have the Senate fire up a RICO investigation regarding the conspiracy to show revenge porn on the house floor and indict all of the sitting Republican house members.
Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!
Me now: See above.
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A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hanging from a pigeon wing
That’s the joke :)
Independence Day
Starts building time machine
Unfortunately everyone is obsessed with anal 50 years from now so it doesn’t go your way.
Put a quarter in the swear jar.
Cordless stick vacuum. Roomba’s don’t do as well with ash because of the spinning brush.
Guy gets hit by truck, electrocutes himself, gets stabbed, poisoned, frozen, hanged, set on fire, and explodes in a car crash before living happily ever after.
Their heads are as soft as their little impotent penises.