Sweet Jesus…

DO ISAAC YOU PUSSIES. MAKE AN ELEVEN MINUTE ANIMATION ABOUT A RELIGIOUS WACKJOB HEARING GOD TELL HER TO KILL HER SON, WHO FLEES TO THE BASEMENT AND FIGHTS AN ABORTION WITH HIS TEARS

How old?

I didn’t mean OP was a single-parent. I meant I haven’t met any parents.

In any case, are you telling me you haven’t ever let your kid watch TV because you were too busy?

I’m going to assume you don’t have kids.

Unless you’ve had kids you don’t understand that it is practically impossible to complete even the most basic tasks unless your child is distracted.

Staying on top of household duties while managing a child is challenging enough, but then add on work, study, and every other responsibility.

I’ve never met a single parent who shares your opinion.

“Have you ever realised just how broken you are?”

This question implies the experience of some kind of epiphany, but I’ve had a life-long keen awareness of exactly how fucked up I am as a result of having a shitty father.

My longest held ambition was to be a better father than my father was.

“Wanna see them engorged?”

If someone is willing to do something I don’t want to do and get paid for it, yea, I think it’s work.

Despite what you may have seen in porn, using your own fingers for penetration is kind of awkward in terms of angle, and has a very different feeling.

I think the implication you’re making about lesbians is that they participate in substantially less penetration?

Being interested in women doesn’t change what feels good in regards to physical gratification.

Abe’s a freak

I really dont need any more reasons to lick every dildo I find, but I’ll roll with it.

It feels completely natural to me, but I think it is unintuitive, and games which feature it without explaining it are disadvantaging people with less gaming literacy.

It’s similar to the mechanic in shooting games, where reloading while there is at least one bullet in the gun results in a faster reload (because the gun doesn’t need to be cocked).

It’s realistic, but I feel that it should be ignored, in the same way each bullet from the old mag magically transfers into a new mag.

Same thing when I confronted someone about it.

It’s like people who dont return their shopping carts because they think they’re creating work.

No, you’re compounding the amount of work someone else needs to do within a set time.

They dont get paid more because you’re lazy.

Except littering is worse.

I dipped my balls in glitter.

Pretty nuts, right?

Probably the dinosaurus

Before today I had no idea what a Skibidi Toilet was, and now I’ve got close to two hours of content under my belt.

I’m genuinely impressed by the attempt to tell an overarching narrative through “found footage” from multiple authors witnessing a war with rapidly advancing technology, with the trimmings of conspiracy, infighting and betrayal, all without words, and no more than 3 emotes (thumbs up, zoomer dance, finger wag).

I can’t say that it’s good by any means, other than as a display of talent for animation and direction.

Still, I have no idea how they could pull this off.

Sure, our timeline is fucked, and the weirdest shit happens all the time. But a profitable movie about sentient toilet heads in a war against camera heads is not on a single persons bingo card.

Steepest learning curve of any game I’ve played. So damn rewarding though.

For me, it was Trump.

I used to hate him, but after he lost the presidency, I realised how empty my life was without him.

From 2016 to 2020, every morning I would wake up with a smile on my face while I read the latest, dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Each day was progressively more unhinged than the day before.

He was the perfect receptacle of my endless rage. Sure, he was the source of the rage in the first place, but the combination of infuriation and bewilderment was cathartic.

A succulent Chinese meal?

Quick to call other people kids as an insult.

“The veals”

I think they’re called calf’s until they leave the abattoir.