You play as Zelda in this game.

🤦‍♂️Imagine being so smug about being wrong🤦‍♂️

This whole thing has a very “Welcome to Nightvale” vibe to it.

The one on the left looks like it’s considering mugging them…

Urgh. Can’t even sign it. Fuck Brexit.

Yeah. We were there! Or close enough… It was a glorious week where everything lined up perfectly… Then we overshot and we are in this clusterfuck of nonsense.

Good boy 😁

I thought this was America

Yeah, that’s why everyone is worried it’s part of standard police training 😄

You could always start switching over then give up half way through. Then you’d be like your Grandpa England.

I don’t 👍

I ate crisps with a fork

…how?!

We should start doing charity style TV ads.

“You, too, can help us build page turners and save the lives of dozens of archivists. Just £2 a month will allow Margaret to finally rest.”

if you care enough about climate change to not have children you should have adopt children.

This will reduce the population increase, while at the same time help children already in the world and being dealt a shit hand. It’s not an easy role to take, but if it makes one child happier then it’s worth it.

Bear in mind the US also has massive gaps in their public toilet doors. They do seem to be struggling. Then again I’m from the UK, so… Yeah. Send help.

That’s a pretty critical detail… The headline becomes incredibly misleading without it. It should read: “Overwhelming majority of Russians now want to win Ukraine war”

IT’S FROM THE SECOND ONE! FIRST ONE WAS GREAT, BUT THE SECOND ONE REALLY EXPANDED ON THE STORY!