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11 months agoThelonious Monk, famous jazz pianist, actually wrote a book on this. We tried to get our cat to do it but alas, too dumb (sorry Herbert).
Thelonious Monk, famous jazz pianist, actually wrote a book on this. We tried to get our cat to do it but alas, too dumb (sorry Herbert).
I thought roasting implied directional heat?
“You plug ‘em, we plant ‘em!”
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.
Basically at any given moment, any from a random assortment of Simpsons quotes. Right now it’s “but when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?”
…in Ba Sing Se