what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

schick? venus?

dear onlookers, i swear i am not a furry, dear op, there is this app called Barq that i haven’t made any lasting friendships on, but the people i’ve connected with are weird enough that their interests are usually more likely to line up with mine, my most reliable pokemon go raid buddy i met through it, also i used an app for a bit called Meetup that had a lot of weekly events and stuff on it, went to a few game nights in random cafes around my town through it, so depending on your area that can help

tbh i feel like, in mine own litntl romantic heart, that’s what would make it even better, so i guess that i just have a duty now then, i hate the burdens of creativity, but we do need it -_-

the ability to scan one’s brain to unlock all the memories that i hope are still stored in there, uses would be things like knowing exactly how many times you’ve sneezed, how many sandwinches you’ve eaten, how many total minutes spent hiccuping, and you take the information and compare your stats with friends

this right here, like i seriously don’t understand what op is looking for from us, uh if she gaslit you so bad then why care? what’s the worth? what are you going to do? like just stop talking to her if it’s on her, she doesn’t owe the guy anything still he’s here trying to put her on trial on the internet, weird af, i’d probably lie to op too if i was stuck having to be personable to the guy, imagine she found this, i’d know dude had my murder planned up for sure

i have this thing where when i’m focused, but switching tasks, i’ll click my tongue but it’s always the tune of nick nick nick n’nick nick nick o lo dea onnn

i just lost the game…

just give it to me straight internetor, is my outdoor cat cancelled or not?

it’s nearly gone back around at this point into “grandma’s been on one recently, do you still have any of that xanax?”

not a movie, but charlie from iasip, he could fix me, i’d make him milk steak every night with extra jelly beans T-T i’d just have to kidnap him from the gang first -_-

I love rocket on my pizza!

there’s something that will always be special to me about the Round Table mushroom pizza, it is the perfect mushroom pizza and i’ve yet to find a local place to me that hits every time like that, no one slices the mushrooms as thin and they get too wet, it’s such a great pizza

you’re whale cum

* cries in iron chef *

i keep this decorative bucket with a fake flower in it on the back of the toilet, the flower can be easily dumped and the bucket is easy to clean, idk if it’s just me, but idk how people survive without an option for both