Gamers handle that every day, and they’re not protected!

I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

The H word?

I’ve been called “heterosexual white male”, won’t Musky do anything about that? I’m literally crying, we’re the most attacked majority, life is unbearable for us!

In turbocapitalist circles, we prefer to describe this as a “strong economic incentive to become unshackled from your disabilities”, but I guess it’s a question of optimism

Seymour Skinner ‘Am I out of touch?’ meme:

• top panel caption: are EVs too expensive and not practical enough yet?
• bottom panel caption: No, it’s Mr Bean’s fault

The cats are ruining my life

You can still kick a homeless in the groin for a buck

How nice of them. I hope I can pay for this feature!

Not to be confused with Yo Ma-Ma

I’ve seen Yo-Yo Ma at a concert and he actually plays his funny guitar with a kind of large chopstick

Now there’s LinkedIn between Facebook and Instagram

I come with scientific evidence of the impeding doom that will be brought by climate change and urge the world’s powers to reduce greenhouse gas emissions while there is still time! Surely everybody will listen to my proofs and act to protect the world!

I thought they had all been founded by Ricky Martin

Many such cases!

Do the French still deny that they were the bad guys of Europe when Napoleon was in power?

Of course, we generally deny it.

But some historical perspective first. When the French Revolution happened, everyone in Europe started to fight the new French regime to get the old monarchy back in power, with all privileges for the nobles to be reinstated. The French fought back for years, and Napoleon then came to power and continued the wars. He kinda got carried away. But every time he tried to settle down, the freaking English would start a new alliance against him and his new satellite regimes.

Now where does the assholery start? When defending yourself? No! When counterattacking a bit too much? No! When reinstating absolute power when you were chosen to stop absolutism in the first place? Maybe a bit. When trying to fuck up the English? Certainly not! When trying to rule over all of Europe? No, it was only inertia.

Since horses disappeared from America 8000 BCE, I highly doubt that there would be any reminiscence of how to tame them. And I highly doubt that they were domesticated anyway when they disappeared (sheep and goats as were first domesticated around 9000 BCE)

Yeah it’s definitely improvable, what with the glasses and the book… Perfection demands mucho toil as they say… probably somewhere

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Is this antisemitism? 🤔👉🦋