funbreaker

Esperanto. it’s not the statisically-average best lingua franca but it’s the best known that’s not tied to a single nation. Plus Hitler and Stalin both hated it.

Designed

Thank goodness. I’m not on Ozempic and even my fat ass can’t finish a restaurant meal anymore.

Yeah, OP’s partner just straight up not being in the mood will be the bigger roadblock. Hard to be when you’re in pain/stuck with diarrhea/upset at everything/fatigued/ hangry/any of the above.

There’s no inherent risks (besides STIs but that’s a worry for sex in general), but she’ll have to remove any tampon or menstrual cup she’s using. https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/sex-during-periods You will also have to think about cleanup.

Jerky, mixed nuts, and M&Ms.

Birch beer and ginger beer. Both non-alcoholic.

When Rocket Fizz had a location here, I tried a ton of stuff but those were my favorites.