Well, not so much now.

I feel that might become a… problem.

There is some short story about all people being one being living every human life that ever will be and that when they are done they will be born as a God or some other elevated being.

The Egg by Andy Weir.

Ah yes, Pitch Black era Vin Diesel. Or one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

You’re taking some considerable risk with that because sometimes the illness is not caused by colonization of bacteria in the body, but by consuming substances that the bacteria leave behind as part of their metabolism.

I’m pretty sure he means poop. Bacteria poop.

I’m trying to work out if your hypothetical pill holder only has five days or you’re calling OP a motherfucker.

Apparently I don’t know. 🙁

A once in a generation voice of pure velvety chocolate. No shame there.

Better add that shit to the list then.

1. Adaptor is extra
2. My car only supports music via aux port
3. I already have wired headphones
4. Adaptor is extra

Good stuff.

Well, he’d still need his utility belt…

Probably would have to be RimWorld, people who love that game seem to really love it. Nearly pulled the trigger a couple of times.

Smoking is easy. Stopping smoking is the hard one.

A bit harsh blaming it on the cabbage tbh.

Can I just say that I enjoyed the addition of the emojis there. They really brought a sense of fun to the story of you shitting your guts out uncontrollably. 👍

I use Thunderbird for desktop (Windows) and Bluemail for Android. Works for me.

If it’s ‘rooting’ in the Australian sense then we’re probably in Florida, not the future.