I don’t hate Christmas, but I do feel like the music of Trans-Siberian Orchestra can be enjoyed by all.

They’re retail employees. They don’t think it’s funny because they’ve likely heard it from a hundred other people.

If you are in a restaurant with your small children, actually be a parent to them and still giving them a tablet that they will watch at full fucking volume so they won’t bother you.

Weren’t a good chunk of those simply editing the backgrounds so they didn’t look familiar?

Same. I love LoZ, but I cannot for the life of me get into BoTW. The weapon breakage is infuriating and overall it’s just kind of… boring.

Bobby’s reaction to Peggy saying she’s still beautiful always cracks me up.

https://youtu.be/JWXSmswM1yM

I had a cat that, when she was a kitten, tried to jump up on the toilet, but ended up in it since the lid was up. She was very, very cautious about jumping up on things after that.

It’s fun to watch clips where people removed the laugh track. The “jokes” really fall flat.

My biggest issue with Bandcamp is that there’s so many artists I listen to that just aren’t on there.

AC/DC - “Back in Black”

My only option is the local city bus. For me to go eight miles straight east to where my work is, I’d have to transfer twice, go a couple miles north of where my destination is, and leave home at least two hours before my shift. By car, it takes less than 15 minutes.

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”