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No, it’s a combo:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A
No, it’s a combo:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A
The conspiracy theory would be like in Killer Elite with Jason Statham, but this time in the bathroom instead of a special floor tile hammer, seal team 6 with a penis hammer.
(PS: I tried to google a harmless penis hammer fun picture for illustration reasons, but holy fuck, whats wrong with some people, sounding, nailing, smashing, … 😮).
No it was definitely some bitter almond taste. I’m familiar with burnt sugar taste from my experiments with popcorn and nuts :)
Sugar-roasted almonds. I was given a bad recipe to slowly cook the unpeeled almonds in sugar water until everything is dry. After a few bites the almonds tasted bitter and it took me some time to get that awful taste out of my mouth. Since then I can’t stand them.
To be fair, they really taste better with milk.
And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
We also taunt them with solidified gelatine sweets.
Maybe someone with kidney stones?
…or buying a social media company and making ALL the shitposts.
You mean you get peanuts if your customer’s peen nuts?
My parents and parents-in-law.
Let’s invent password reveal day instead.
Nothing like the honey at higher levels.
All. If I scroll too far and the blurry thumbnails appear more frequently, I know I need to stop scrolling for that day.
Bruce Somemighty