If I’m drunk and try to say “Dutch” i’ll probably say German.

It’s ok. I’m being protected by my government. I just have to fork over my ID and picture to Spotify to listen to a song with a swear word in it. 🛡️✨

Luxury. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

I had noisey neighbours so now i need white noise to not react to every single noise “that might the neighbours coming in for a party at 3am”. I don’t have anything fancy but i got Bluetooth earphones (just some random Amazon ones) that are connected physically so it’s easy to switch between “free” ears. I don’t even remember switching in my sleep now.

Bald guy checking in. Started receding at 18 but held onto it till i was 33. Been wet-shaving it a year now. The weight of anxiety that was lifted when i shaved it and liked it was enormous. I have way more confidence. I look and feel better bald than balding. I own it now. You look like you’ve got plenty time left but id check out baldcafe on YouTube. Sort by popular and watch the before and afters. Might give you the push to try out the dreaded clippers.

I’m still new to FOSS/Fediverse etcetc, but seeing someone just explain ToS like a human is so fucking refreshing.