john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]

lmao this is like saying if I push someone off a cliff, I’m actually innocent because the ground killed them.

I play bagpipes semi-professionally. The overwhelming majority of people do not like bagpipe music, and even if they do, they don’t want to hear much about my bagpiping antics. One good thing is that I will never struggle to answer the dreaded “what’s one interesting fact about yourself” icebreaker.