I went to a Sonic recently because I was constipated and sure enough, they were asking for tips at the checkout screen. Same thing at a liquor store I went to.

That’s cute that you think your posts are actually deleted.

43 is pretty young to be putting your dick in the grave. I think you’re doing something wrong there.

I used to prefer contacts over glasses unless I was water skiing. After I got LASIK, I prefer neither.